TELL ARSENE WENGER TO SELL AKALA
To IICC or shooting stars and let other coaches follow suit.
I am not so much of a fan, I am a technical fan, as a student coach of a soccer team that has tasted victory in what can be termed Obafemi Awolowo University’s Champion’ss League i.e. the super cup, then I must have qualified for the appellation “technical fan”.
I watch Liverpool fc football matches with my heart sensing that they win no matter how terrible they play but all other clubs I watch with my head desiring to learn one thing or the other from their respective coaches.
I have been a coach of a small township club for many years before being privileged to coach my class in the university for intra-faculty competition and then graduating or being promoted to being the faculty coach, I watch coaches in are, I watch them keenly, I want to see what they are doing rightly, and sometimes wrongly.
Coach Arsene wenger is a good coach, and no doubt one of the best that have lived on this particular planet, He has broken records so well with his teams that even when the team are not winning trophies now, you would be unfair to refer to the gunners” as they would prefer to be called as a bad team.
Its transfer market, the season is on a break, pre-season friends and bank breaking, yeah bank breaking C.R’s, KAKA’s, and most concerning sheikh Ibn Mansour’s city have bought Emmanuel Adebayor and Kolo toure, both Africans have moved, ,the former claims he moved for the dream and desire at city while the latter has not yet given any reason.
What then is my business? Why am I concerned? Let me quickly tell you, do you know Governor Adebayo Alao Akala, yes if you know him tell him. I wrote this while sleeping or lets say about waking up, but I want Wenger to sell him to shooting stars or at worst or say for the better crown Fc of Ogbomosho.
Many Nigerian governors are known to be fans of clubs in Europe and especially clubs in England, governor fashola a popular Manchester United fan, though his predecessor is an Arsenal fan, and the Governor bukola Saraki’s and their transferred love for soccer turning to an investment of an academy in Kwara and the invitation of Mourinho, that I applaud, though I still have to say how many world class coaches are we going to produce as a Nation so we can quickly determine for how long we’ll invite foreign coaches for inspiration, No fear Bukola, clubs plenty for Europe and even for the whole world set.
Akala has successfully gained promotion for the Mutiu Adepoju led 3Sc which is an achievement and must therefore change or switch allegiance and must start donning 3Sc jersey as well as we must see those jerseys on the streets of Ibadan and nooks and crannies of the pacesetter state, if we are truly pacesetters, Alao my namesake, lets do this.
Fashola is organizing Lagos Youth cup, because there is no Lagos team in the Nigeria premiership for now, Abeg Fashola, I will tell Fergie to sell you to Stationery stores so you can revive it, we are not interested in seeing ferdinand again, in Lagos, we want our own Ferdinands and dem boku, plenty for Lagos.
My dear Governor Akala, if Wenger can sell you to us, we know you may not be a cheap sell but for whatever amount, we will really love to have you as a IICC or say 3SC fan, they say the IICC days may never return but I think they live, with a big transfer like yours, I am sure we will surely move up the ladder, yours will be more celebrated than that of CRISTIANO Ronaldo, if you are afraid that there may be the creation of Ibadan state, then tell Arapaja your deputy to become a die hard fan like many are of CHELSEA, Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, tell Arapaja to be a die hard of 3Sc and you become a fan, die hard or live hard or die soft or live hard or die soft or live soft of Crown Fc of Ogbomosho, don’t be afraid that they are not yet in the Nigerian Premier League, their promotion is nigh.
If Arsenal can reason with me or make this request on my behalf that as he sold Adebayo, kolo, and as Blackburn sold Santa Cruz, United sold Tevez and Ronaldo, Glen, please tell coaches in England to sell our governors back to us, please tell them our growing league needs big money spenders like them in the V.I.P Lounge, thank God we don’t even have, but then, we can make it happen, Gov. Orji Uzor Kalu tried as an Enyimba fan, but I have not seen him and Enyimba recently.
Coaches Associations in England, Span, Italy, France, start selling me our governors, and office holders, before transfer season is over.
I Sabi Write
I Sabi Write, No Right. Abi make I say I Sabi RIGHT, WRITE
MAJOR GEN. FASHOLA OR MILITANT FASHOLA
He is our beloved, he is our one and only, he is Mr. Performer, He is the best governor, he is the hope of yesterday oh sorry, I mean tomorrow, he is not to be compared with any, No be so! That’s who Mr. Fashola is to many, Lagosians and Non-Lagosians alike such that when I was in neighbouring Ghana, please don’t blame me for going to Ghana, at least I went before an Obama, and I am neither an elected officer of Honourable of the House of Representatives yet, I am only ‘Honour’ or Honorable between the two three rooms that are near mine.
Be not scared that I chose to say something Fasholaic or Fasholish today, its only as a result of some of the recent happenings in the country and if freedom of speech is still a fundamental Human Right embedded and enshrined in the Nigerian constitution, then am I not free to write.
Fashola seems to be a good guy, no doubt at least he is loved by many, not forgetting the fact that months before his election many Lagosian where singing “Everybody loves……., Everybody loves , Everybody, Everybody, Everybody loves jimmy Agbaje but suddenly times changed and it must have taken not even DJ Jimmy Jatt or Don Jazzy to change beat but the Okanlawon of Nigeria DJ Asiwaju, who changed the beats and there we were, Eko o ni baje, SAN with a sound mind, If not for yesterday’s dailies and a few other traditional titles here and there I almost forgot the other Pedro’s, Remi Adikwu’s, and what’s the name of that CLO girl,joei odumakin, the one that is from the east, yes she tried oh, she is still doing well in the Human Right talk thing.
Atlas cove Jetty, yes, Atlas cove, that’s exactly why I’m writing Fashola, Fashola! I am a fan of true democracy especially internal democracy which I believe in party primaries and not much of cajoling, threats and impositions but the man is a proverbial white pap from a black pot” the Yoruba’s say Inu Ikoko dudu ni eko funfun ti n jade.
When the Atlas cove brouhaha occurred, the militants were happy to say they have moved up and their threat of grounding Nigeria is about coming to pass, I am not a militant and God forbid that I am a fan, but that Lagos event, sent shivers’ down many spines especially in government circles with all paraphernalia and security report, information and reframe but two versions of Fashola were discovered.
MAJOR GENERAL FASHOLA
Fashola known to be firm, stern, but easy going would have been promoted to the post of a major had he been in the army or would have been zoned to the Directorate of Army Public Relations, he said, “I hope it is a mistake and if it is, let it not repeat itself”.
He promised to deal with any such act terribly promising to quash and squeeze dry every form of militancy in our country oh No His mini-country Fashola had never been that serious expect for bulldozing a few houses, clearing Oshodi & co and the likes, in view of the recent promise of the Chief Security Officer of Lagos State by election, CSO Fashola, I on behalf of many other military lovers confer on you the position of Major General of the Lagos Forces. Eko o ni Baje o.
MILITANT LEADER FASHOLA
Haba! How e for be! The SAN with a sound mind, in a close to army uniform, masked, leaves and co over him, running from creek to creek for fear of JTF or if he were one of the good boys enveloped “by the Federal Government then he would have been handsome, clean shave and thanking Yar’Adua on NTA for the good gesture and maybe used as an advert for the Eight Point Agenda, the eight being Amnesty.
Fashola said “The people and militants are fighting a cause, they fight the cause of a deprived undeveloped society, killing the goose that lays golden egg, yet we are one of them, (LAGOS) we have often times like them been neglected and not in anyway appreciated as the production capital of Nigeria”.
Fashola had the gift of empathy, he had said earlier in his threat he was ready to finish militants and later he says, I and other Lagos commissioners and retinue of Lagosians are “militants” doing it right, militants who are not blowing up but building, Fashola has asked us to add Lagos to the deprived Niger Delta Region, OK oh! Fashola u try! From being JTF to Militant, change of pitch and tone, trying to dowse tension and promise trouble, No wahala.
Abeg, militants no mind am, he is part of you fighting for a deprived state like yours don’t fight a brother, A House divided against itself shall not stand, but if you mess up, I am sure he who cleared Oshodi, God can give him power to clear “Lagos” militants.
Eko o ni baje
Nigeria to ti baje na, ko ni baje tan oh
20/07/09
MAJOR GEN. FASHOLA OR MILITANT FASHOLA
He is our beloved, he is our one and only, he is Mr. Performer, He is the best governor, he is the hope of yesterday oh sorry, I mean tomorrow, he is not to be compared with any, No be so! That’s who Mr. Fashola is to many, Lagosians and Non-Lagosians alike such that when I was in neighbouring Ghana, please don’t blame me for going to Ghana, at least I went before an Obama, and I am neither an elected officer of Honourable of the House of Representatives yet, I am only ‘Honour’ or Honorable between the two three rooms that are near mine.
Be not scared that I chose to say something Fasholaic or Fasholish today, its only as a result of some of the recent happenings in the country and if freedom of speech is still a fundamental Human Right embedded and enshrined in the Nigerian constitution, then am I not free to write.
Fashola seems to be a good guy, no doubt at least he is loved by many, not forgetting the fact that months before his election many Lagosian where singing “Everybody loves……., Everybody loves , Everybody, Everybody, Everybody loves jimmy Agbaje but suddenly times changed and it must have taken not even DJ Jimmy Jatt or Don Jazzy to change beat but the Okanlawon of Nigeria DJ Asiwaju, who changed the beats and there we were, Eko o ni baje, SAN with a sound mind, If not for yesterday’s dailies and a few other traditional titles here and there I almost forgot the other Pedro’s, Remi Adikwu’s, and what’s the name of that CLO girl,joei odumakin, the one that is from the east, yes she tried oh, she is still doing well in the Human Right talk thing.
Atlas cove Jetty, yes, Atlas cove, that’s exactly why I’m writing Fashola, Fashola! I am a fan of true democracy especially internal democracy which I believe in party primaries and not much of cajoling, threats and impositions but the man is a proverbial white pap from a black pot” the Yoruba’s say Inu Ikoko dudu ni eko funfun ti n jade.
When the Atlas cove brouhaha occurred, the militants were happy to say they have moved up and their threat of grounding Nigeria is about coming to pass, I am not a militant and God forbid that I am a fan, but that Lagos event, sent shivers’ down many spines especially in government circles with all paraphernalia and security report, information and reframe but two versions of Fashola were discovered.
MAJOR GENERAL FASHOLA
Fashola known to be firm, stern, but easy going would have been promoted to the post of a major had he been in the army or would have been zoned to the Directorate of Army Public Relations, he said, “I hope it is a mistake and if it is, let it not repeat itself”.
He promised to deal with any such act terribly promising to quash and squeeze dry every form of militancy in our country oh No His mini-country Fashola had never been that serious expect for bulldozing a few houses, clearing Oshodi & co and the likes, in view of the recent promise of the Chief Security Officer of Lagos State by election, CSO Fashola, I on behalf of many other military lovers confer on you the position of Major General of the Lagos Forces. Eko o ni Baje o.
MILITANT LEADER FASHOLA
Haba! How e for be! The SAN with a sound mind, in a close to army uniform, masked, leaves and co over him, running from creek to creek for fear of JTF or if he were one of the good boys enveloped “by the Federal Government then he would have been handsome, clean shave and thanking Yar’Adua on NTA for the good gesture and maybe used as an advert for the Eight Point Agenda, the eight being Amnesty.
Fashola said “The people and militants are fighting a cause, they fight the cause of a deprived undeveloped society, killing the goose that lays golden egg, yet we are one of them, (LAGOS) we have often times like them been neglected and not in anyway appreciated as the production capital of Nigeria”.
Fashola had the gift of empathy, he had said earlier in his threat he was ready to finish militants and later he says, I and other Lagos commissioners and retinue of Lagosians are “militants” doing it right, militants who are not blowing up but building, Fashola has asked us to add Lagos to the deprived Niger Delta Region, OK oh! Fashola u try! From being JTF to Militant, change of pitch and tone, trying to dowse tension and promise trouble, No wahala.
Abeg, militants no mind am, he is part of you fighting for a deprived state like yours don’t fight a brother, A House divided against itself shall not stand, but if you mess up, I am sure he who cleared Oshodi, God can give him power to clear “Lagos” militants.
Eko o ni baje
Nigeria to ti baje na, ko ni baje tan oh
20/07/09
Letter to NIGERIA, from a LIGHT SKINNED niger deltan
Dear country,
If i dare tell you the number of times i have written the same letter with different headings to you, you will pity me, but not to worry about me, worry about yourself, i am now in lagos, i am now in lagos! Oh i forgot it is still part of you
I would have loved to salute you but abeg time no dey, i am writing this letter not as a distressed niger deltan anymore but as the self imposed president of light skinned Niger deltans, before i continue, permit me to state my justifications for the titular office and self imposition in perpetuity for the office aforementioned
I am Oritse, yes call me Oritse or preiye as you like , öne thing is sure, i am a core Niger Deltan, the spirit, the quest, d suffering! Yes the suffering and the poverty, i was moved by a kidnap by fellow Niger deltarians, yes we we, i mean from us, for us, by us and to us.
The victim is by all standard a Niger deltan, if the fable that children born in this part are put on the rivers at birth to sink or float to determine their survival validity or to be sure they are sent from the creator as niger deltans,then Susan would have sure passed the test and many more to come if such tests existed,susan is a lovely fellow, dead or alive i do not know.
I do not know why she was picked up, although she was picked before your amnesty to militants, yet before, during and after, i am yet to see the living susan, dead susan's body and say living dead susan as many militant tortured victims have remained.
Why then am i afraid, only two reasons can be adduced to susan's capture into the creeks, susan is very very light in complexion, sure this does not make her less Niger deltan and the other reason her English name. IF The passport to the creek is a light skin, then i hope i am nt in danger
If i dare tell you the number of times i have written the same letter with different headings to you, you will pity me, but not to worry about me, worry about yourself, i am now in lagos, i am now in lagos! Oh i forgot it is still part of you
I would have loved to salute you but abeg time no dey, i am writing this letter not as a distressed niger deltan anymore but as the self imposed president of light skinned Niger deltans, before i continue, permit me to state my justifications for the titular office and self imposition in perpetuity for the office aforementioned
I am Oritse, yes call me Oritse or preiye as you like , öne thing is sure, i am a core Niger Deltan, the spirit, the quest, d suffering! Yes the suffering and the poverty, i was moved by a kidnap by fellow Niger deltarians, yes we we, i mean from us, for us, by us and to us.
The victim is by all standard a Niger deltan, if the fable that children born in this part are put on the rivers at birth to sink or float to determine their survival validity or to be sure they are sent from the creator as niger deltans,then Susan would have sure passed the test and many more to come if such tests existed,susan is a lovely fellow, dead or alive i do not know.
I do not know why she was picked up, although she was picked before your amnesty to militants, yet before, during and after, i am yet to see the living susan, dead susan's body and say living dead susan as many militant tortured victims have remained.
Why then am i afraid, only two reasons can be adduced to susan's capture into the creeks, susan is very very light in complexion, sure this does not make her less Niger deltan and the other reason her English name. IF The passport to the creek is a light skin, then i hope i am nt in danger
Watch out
Two different times i have tried to post a special one to my heart, something always robbed me of this post including blogspot loads, expect the third version cause everytime i wrote and could not post i wiped it out, for a third time i ll try bt before then salivate
LETTER TO NIGERIA, FROM A light skinned NIGER DELTAN
LETTER TO NIGERIA, FROM A light skinned NIGER DELTAN
I said it before
I said it before and now i m going to say it again, show this nation care, show this people that you care, leaders of my nation, leaders of this country, are u there? Are u listening? I m afraid u are not, i am in a position to cry, i am challenged, but i wont cry, i wont be nauseated, i wont puke, now tell me something, tell me whether truly, Yar Adua did not know about asuu warning strike, tell me about justification for the doctor's strike or that of the nurses.
We are now like a kid oh no, not a kid, a 40yr old a little challenged, crawling, "developing" or fairly say "underdeveloped" one, i used one cause if NIGERIA were a man, would it not be offensive to call it IT, and much more offensive to call it MAN,or Kid or say child, ok whatever naija is reffered to as lets assume naija has two hands, two legs and other features of a human being,no matter how undeveloped .
Now, if one arm is the medical arm of our dear country, and education is a leg, now power sector is the heart, and let me not continue to tag and label, pls refer to my secondary school biology and represent each body part with a sector of our dear nation Nigeria, now one arm is cancerous, the other is half paralysed, now asuu is on strike, same with doctors,nasuu sef, who's next, whats next,Its ur turn to act, its my turn to do something. Must NAIJA die before we act, dis child has been in coma for as long as possible, its time to act, take a step, take care, take charge.
As for me, i ve got sme challenges ahead, u are one of my challenges. Lets be on this together, lets make the moves, keep up with this blog, i ll keep up with u.
We are now like a kid oh no, not a kid, a 40yr old a little challenged, crawling, "developing" or fairly say "underdeveloped" one, i used one cause if NIGERIA were a man, would it not be offensive to call it IT, and much more offensive to call it MAN,or Kid or say child, ok whatever naija is reffered to as lets assume naija has two hands, two legs and other features of a human being,no matter how undeveloped .
Now, if one arm is the medical arm of our dear country, and education is a leg, now power sector is the heart, and let me not continue to tag and label, pls refer to my secondary school biology and represent each body part with a sector of our dear nation Nigeria, now one arm is cancerous, the other is half paralysed, now asuu is on strike, same with doctors,nasuu sef, who's next, whats next,Its ur turn to act, its my turn to do something. Must NAIJA die before we act, dis child has been in coma for as long as possible, its time to act, take a step, take care, take charge.
As for me, i ve got sme challenges ahead, u are one of my challenges. Lets be on this together, lets make the moves, keep up with this blog, i ll keep up with u.
Entertaintment saga
I have always thought about this gist long long before now and i think its time for us to talk about it, 2day i read in the papers that 9ce saying he wants to be an entertainment lawyer, now, seriously how did the entertainment bug bite all of us, where's the bug, i m afraid u don't even know what i m talking about, now come along lets go there, idols, ultimate search, dont forget the lyrics, america, britain's got talent, ambo, next movie star, next dis, next dat, big broda, then mo' hits, swagga, storm, and all them, hip hop world, base, channel o, super sport, whatever, i m just talking entertainment, i know there's more to all dis entertainment thing but let me pass across the message
Its so crazy now that everybody wants to do something entertainment, entertainment lawyers, singers,producers, songwriters,actors, whatever, i m sure in no time we ll have entertainment sweepers or what do u think? If all of us are entertainers like dapo oyebanjo d'banj says and making sense is then not of the essence where then is the future of a generation like ours which is embedded in the entertainment cycle, i think all of us in it should make it more sensible and should allow us to capitalize on it as a tool for nation building, what can we not do with entertainment, from the abc alphabet music tone to psyche drilling motivated presentations, me i dont know oh but if you are an entertainer, make some sense, if you're not look for the bug and let it bite you deep, i expect ur comment fellow entertainer. Are u not entertained! Are u not entertained! I say place a comment, swiftly, enjoy your week. Love you
Its so crazy now that everybody wants to do something entertainment, entertainment lawyers, singers,producers, songwriters,actors, whatever, i m sure in no time we ll have entertainment sweepers or what do u think? If all of us are entertainers like dapo oyebanjo d'banj says and making sense is then not of the essence where then is the future of a generation like ours which is embedded in the entertainment cycle, i think all of us in it should make it more sensible and should allow us to capitalize on it as a tool for nation building, what can we not do with entertainment, from the abc alphabet music tone to psyche drilling motivated presentations, me i dont know oh but if you are an entertainer, make some sense, if you're not look for the bug and let it bite you deep, i expect ur comment fellow entertainer. Are u not entertained! Are u not entertained! I say place a comment, swiftly, enjoy your week. Love you
Asuu or Niger Delta
Asuu or Niger Delta, which one u dey, me i am a student, sme months to graduate other things being equal,i ll be outa uni, oau at least, i think asuu need sme more cash, the question is do they need it, for what purpose, why , hunger, cars, family, i m sure they need it, i m sure they are nt hapi bout councillors who are primary 6, getting more pay than they r getting even with their phd's. I m nt sure of whts happening in niger delta today but can i be a voice for csr, if not me, can u, i think one of us can try, i m afraid, i need to tell u sme truth, lectures and lecturers can be boring, can we then say that makes them less qualified to get more money, dts compared to the fun and merriment that gets on when councillors, the lastborn sons of politicos, not to talk of senators, governors and co. 4 me i think we re just nt doing enough, i need u to do something, together we can make sth happen, ok, thursday, yar adua is saying yes to militants. So what does this imply, does it mean militancy is over, does it mean d creeks are now safe, does it mean tompolo is out of job.
Asuu just like Niger Delta has been with us for a long long time, i mean we didnt have this problems today, wht we did yesterday has brought us this far, what will we do today, what? I mean where will we be tmrw, courtesy of me and you. Comment on your role in the big picture, i abandoned my blog for long after opening, bt bk i am, back with a bang
Asuu just like Niger Delta has been with us for a long long time, i mean we didnt have this problems today, wht we did yesterday has brought us this far, what will we do today, what? I mean where will we be tmrw, courtesy of me and you. Comment on your role in the big picture, i abandoned my blog for long after opening, bt bk i am, back with a bang
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