Letter to NIGERIA, from a LIGHT SKINNED niger deltan

Dear country,
If i dare tell you the number of times i have written the same letter with different headings to you, you will pity me, but not to worry about me, worry about yourself, i am now in lagos, i am now in lagos! Oh i forgot it is still part of you
I would have loved to salute you but abeg time no dey, i am writing this letter not as a distressed niger deltan anymore but as the self imposed president of light skinned Niger deltans, before i continue, permit me to state my justifications for the titular office and self imposition in perpetuity for the office aforementioned
I am Oritse, yes call me Oritse or preiye as you like , öne thing is sure, i am a core Niger Deltan, the spirit, the quest, d suffering! Yes the suffering and the poverty, i was moved by a kidnap by fellow Niger deltarians, yes we we, i mean from us, for us, by us and to us.
The victim is by all standard a Niger deltan, if the fable that children born in this part are put on the rivers at birth to sink or float to determine their survival validity or to be sure they are sent from the creator as niger deltans,then Susan would have sure passed the test and many more to come if such tests existed,susan is a lovely fellow, dead or alive i do not know.
I do not know why she was picked up, although she was picked before your amnesty to militants, yet before, during and after, i am yet to see the living susan, dead susan's body and say living dead susan as many militant tortured victims have remained.
Why then am i afraid, only two reasons can be adduced to susan's capture into the creeks, susan is very very light in complexion, sure this does not make her less Niger deltan and the other reason her English name. IF The passport to the creek is a light skin, then i hope i am nt in danger